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  • Same bench… different people…

    Sitting on a railway station…

    In a small town…

    With a lot of ppl all around…

    Being a part of them and talking to them..

    Waiting for a train like I have to go somewhere too..

    I kept asking how long before the damn bogie arrives?

    and one of them would turn and tell me, its usually late.. another 20 minutes may be..

    and i wait with them…

    The train comes… some people get down… and some board the train…

    And i am still there…

    Waiting for a train.. with a different set of people…

    This is how I spent about 3 hours today… on a railway station in Daurala, about 12 kms away from Meerut…

    Wonderful afternoon… well spent…

  • The Gravity of Love…


    How much do you love me?

    45 kgs

    WHAT!!!! only 45 kgs?

    Baby… you do not understand…its not only… its a lot
    just that the gravity of my loving you is more then the gravity of the earth…so if you take the normal gravity it shall be only… but if you consider my gravity benchmarks its might be more than you can imagine…

  • Ek aur Kahani Khatam !!!

    Bhai, Apne se nai hota ye sentiyapa… I am back to my “single&ready2mingle”hood !!!

    Kya hua?

    Arre.. natak hai bhai… main sala itni mushkil se senti hua aur ab wo kisi aur se shaadi kar rahi hai kyonki uske parents bol rahe hain !!!

    Par tu bol na ke baat karegi…

    Maine bola na bhai… Bolti hai abhi nai bol sakti… August mein bolungi… maine bola ke abhi bol de.. atleast teri engagement se pehle time to milega kuch sort our karne ka… Bolti hai, ke nai bol sakti… Phir bolti hai ke, “I think we should break up.” Maine bola bhai ke kya pagalpan hai !!! mera hi dimaag kharab hai !!!

    Maine phone rakha aur do din baat ek ex-flame ko phone kara…

    Wo flame ki light abhi bhi bujhi nai hai bhai… aur apni life mein wapas candle lit dinner ho rele hain !!! Zindagi mast hai…

    bhaad mein gai ye relationships…

  • IT for sure is A MISTAKE

    ITS a MISTAKE…

    that’s what he shouts only 5 minutes into the movie… and he is so right… for the first and the last time… “Aap ka Suroor” is such a mistake… and I became a part of it by watching it day before yesterday…

    All I wanted to do was to test my patience and see if I could manage to sit through the entire movie… and what I did was keep smiling throughout thinking why was I doing that to myself !!!

    Here are a few things that I noticed in the movie…

    ~ Himesh tells his friend Sravan, ” Sravan dekh to Germany mein meri naak mat kata dena”. Sravan says, ” Nai yaar, main aisa kaise kar sakta hoon, teri naak kat gai to tu gayega kaise”.
    ~ No two scenes in the movie seemed to be continuous in nature… though they were connecting the story, but the editing was done pathetically… It seemed like they had made 5-6 hour long movie about Himesh, and then shortened it to about 2.5 hours.
    ~ Hanshika Motwani has done extremely well with her immitation of Sushmita Sen’s voice and style of speaking… If you are not looking at the screen, you would think that its Sush only who is speaking…
    ~ Himesh has the irritating, almost about to cry, face in the entire movie as if he is suffering from piles… The only time he manages to laugh and that too in the most plastic fashion is when a li’il girl makes fun of his cap…
    ~ When Himesh meets Ria the first time… the scene has Gayatri Matra playing in the background. I have never seen a mantra being used such pathetically ever.
    ~ And then Himesh also bothers to sing the Gayatri Mantra in its worst form ever… and he managed to screw up the Rishi Kapoor/Kishor Kumar song too… Main Shayar to nahin…
    ~ For some reason, Himesh was also seen rubbing his chest in a strange manner in a few instances in the movie… yuck…
    ~ He does not have a body to wear button less shirts, but still he was trying to flaunt something that was there under his shirt by wearing the buttonless shirts throughout the movie… atleast i did not notice a cleavage or chestcuts for that matter…
    ~ Oh… there is this classic scene where Himesh is being taken away by the Police in their cars and out of nowhere (in Germany) there are 3 autowallas in uniform who make him run away… the camera also was frozen on these 3 super heroes for their 5 seconds of fame…

    Overall this was a ridiculous movie… ONE of its kind.. you really have to watch it to hate it the right way… not watching it and not liking it is something thats not really worth it !!!

    The only good thing about the movie was Mallika Sherawat… I have kinda started liking the way she carries herself after Pyaar ke Side Effects… and how natural she can look at time…

    Oh… and when the movie finishes, the song Mehbooba Mehbooda appears out of nowhere… for no reason at all… Not sure what the editors were trying to do with the kilometres of reel that they have for the movie…

  • The First first, that never happened…

    He had bought the condoms… It was going to be his first time… He was nervous and very very excited… A fear of failure was looming large in his mind… He hoped that he could do well and make her happy…

    She arrived at his place at the time they talked about… and like two hungry wolves they just pounced on each other as if there was no tomorrow…

    No words were being spoken… no sounds were being heard… it was only lust that was playing its wicked game in that room… and then the time came… to use that packet of Kamasutra’s he had bought…

    And then he stopped… he felt it was not right… he should not be doing this…

    She kept lying on the bed with her eyes closed waiting…

    And he kept looking at her…

    All he could do was ask her to leave… and all she could do was have that question mark on her face…

    They met… but never talked again…

    End of Story….

  • Class II

    Not that it matters but he came first in class in Nursery, KG and First…

    Today was the result day and he knew he was going to stand first again in his class… He had not yet been introduced to feelings like nervousness… so we can without a doubt say that it was just a usual day for him…

    All he would have to do is go to the class teacher and ask for his medal and the certificate… He had still kept all the last medals and trophies he won in the class, in sports events etc.

    So he went to the teacher in the morning… and asked her for the medal… instead of asking for the result… what confidance !!!

    And the teacher told her that she could not give him the medal this time…

    He did not understand why…

    All he remembers today, is that he cried the entire day, not because he came second… but because his medal did not come to him…

  • T-Shirts !!!

    Aro and Subbu, and the story of Tshirts…

    YOU HAVE TO READ IT HERE.